Mark 1:14-15, Numba One

After John was arrested for baptizing without a license, Jesus came to Galilee proclaiming the good news of God and saying, "At long last, John the Southern Baptist is out of the way. The time is fulfilled, and the kingdom of God is almost mine. Want some? Then repent and believe in the good news that I'm the number one sum-bitchin' sonofabitch now."